Friday, May 28, 2010

I'm late! I'm late!

To quote the White Rabbit. Apparently I missed this reading challenge:

POLLYANNA’S READING IN WONDERLAND CHALLENGE
1. ‘…at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.’: Read a fiction book in a genre you don’t usually read.
This is a tough one for me, because I read just about anything!

2. “Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with,” the Mock Turtle replied, “and the different branches of Arithmetic—Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.”: Read a non-fiction or how-to book about a new topic. Choose something that you are curious about, something that is really far from your current life, work, college major, and hobbies.
I just read Origami for Beginners with my kiddo. I still can't fold paper, but she's a whiz at it.

3. “How doth the little crocodile”: Read a biography or autobiography about someone whose life is/was vastly different than yours. Or, read a history book or historical fiction about a completely different time or place.
Lol, Ozzy has to count for this. Drug addicted / alcoholic millionaire rock star who grew up dirt poor. that's pretty much the polar opposite of little ol' teetotaler moi.

4. ”Well, if I eat it, and if it makes me grow larger, I can reach the key; and if makes me grow smaller, I can creep under the door: so either way I’ll get into the garden, and I don’t care which happens”: Read a book that includes food. You could read a cooking or travel book. Or a fiction book with recipes like “Fried Green Tomatoes At the Whistle Stop Cafe” or “Like Water for Chocolate.” Or a book that mentions food a lot, or has food as a plot point or part of the title. Now try some of the food from the book. You can cook it, buy it, or eat out.
Oh! The Apple Turnover Murder, by Joanne Fluke. Cookie baking amateur sleuth Hannah is back. And this time she's trying to find out who killed an old flame. It was an ok book. I'm a little tired of Hannah waffling between the two men in her life. Then again, I'm a little tired of the boring men in her life, period. But as always the recipes in the book sound oh so tempting. Get this book from the library and wander through for the recipes ;) Until I have time or energy to make some apple turnovers for myself, I think I'll head to the local bakery and get one there. Yum!

5. Alice thought the whole thing very absurd, but they all looked so grave that she did not dare to laugh: Read a book that’s just for fun. This could be anything – a historical romance, a cosy English mystery, P.G. Wodehouse, lighthearted non-fiction, a classic Erma Bombeck, complete and utter porn – whatever. Anything that makes you happy.
I've had a real problem finding books lately that just make me happy. I've picked some real snoozers lately. But I have to say Ozzy's autobiography made me laugh from cover to cover, so he wins this category as well. Really though, everything I ready is because I want to and it makes me happy. That's what reading is all about ;)

6. ‘Why is a raven like a writing-desk?’: Find a book that has been made into a movie. Read the book. See the movie. In whatever order works for you.
Harry Potter anyone? Maybe I shall finally watch The Order of the Phoenix.

7. The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo: Read a classic book you’ve never read and always meant to.
Sadly, I can't really think of any classic book that I've wanted to read, but haven't. I'm a philistine, I don't much go for classics, ever since a bad run in with one in a lit class ;) But I'll see what I can see online. Maybe classic doesn't have to be boring. Or can I cheat and count Jane Bites Back by Michael Thomas Ford? It's about Jane Austen after all...

8. ‘But what did the Dormouse say?’ one of the jury asked. ‘That I can’t remember,’ said the Hatter. ‘You must remember,’ remarked the King, ‘or I’ll have you executed.’: Re-read one of your all-time favorite books. Remember all over again why you love it. Blog about it so we will all want to read it too.
I do this all the time. The real challenge is deciding which one to blog about

9. ‘And what is the use of a book,’ thought Alice, ‘without pictures or conversations?’: Read a children’s picture book. If you don’t have any small ones in your life to share their books with you, go to the bookstore or library. Find a picture book that really appeals to you and read it. I highly recommend you don’t skip this one. There are some amazing picture books out there.
It's funny, because recently at the library my daughter and I were looking through the Carl books by Alexandra Day. She loved those books when she was really little. We would "read" them at bedtime and she would tell me the story. (They are truly picture books, with very few words in them except at the very beginning and the end). Of course now she doesn't remember them at all, but they brought back lovely memories. They are very well illustrated and fun.

10. “Oh my fur and whiskers!”: Read a children’s or young adult book. It can be something you loved as a child, or one you’ve never read.
Which one to pick? Anne, Harry, Claudia or maybe I should read the Fablehaven books my daughter devoured recently.

11. “After a fall such as this, I shall think nothing of tumbling downstairs!”: Read a banned or challenged book.
Sadly, there are so many to chose from.

12. ‘But I don’t want to go among mad people,’ Alice remarked. ‘Oh, you can’t help that,’ said the Cat: ‘we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.’: Read a book from a different country and culture. The author can be from a country you have never visited. The book can be translated from a different language. The book can be set in a country you have never visited. If you read a lot of books from one country, for this category, read something different.
Just not sure on this one...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Ozzy

I'm a metal fan, I admit it. And I loved Ozzy long before MTV started The Osbournes. So when I was at the library recently and I saw, I Am Ozzy I grabbed it up. I'd been looking for a biography on a person who was still alive for a reading challenge, so it was perfect.

And really, it was. The first page had me giggling,
"My father always said I would do something big one day. 'I've got a feeling about you, John Osbourne,' he'd tell me, after he'd had a few beers. 'You're either going to do something very special, or you're going to go to prison.'

And he was right, my old man.

I was in prison before my eighteenth birthday."

Ozzy got done for burglary, you see. He kept hitting the same store. The first night he forgot a flashlight and grabbed a load of baby bibs and such. Worthless. The second time he stole a TV, but it was too heavy for him and he pretty much ended up crushed by it and left it behind. the third time he managed to get away with some goods, but his gloves were missing a thumb, and they nicked him after he left perfect prints every where.

Ozzy's story is told with an irreverent sense of humor by a man who knows his short comings. He tells things as he remembers them, even if perhaps his memories might not match with everyone else (he's telling his story from the "jelly" that is his brain after all, lol). He's truthful about the dumb things and the bad things he's done in the past. He knows he's no saint. And he isn't afraid to laugh at himself.



Sorry, off topic, but I couldn't help myself, especially since he mentions the commercials in the book ;)

I giggled through out this book and totally enjoyed it. It's funny, it's shocking and in some places it's absolutely touching. If you like metal and you like Ozzy, read it. You won't be sorry.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Jean Johnson

I just finished reading her Sons of Destiny series. I picked them up because I recently read another book by Johnson, Bedtime Stories. Bedtime Stories is very much a modern day, adult spin on classic fairy tales. I loved most of them, though a few were too hard core Science Fiction for me (I found Sleeping Beauty to be just plain weird, though I did like her role reversal).

So anyhoo, after reading BTS, I decided to look into the SoD series. I fought through all of them. There was just something about them I struggled with. Kelly, the heroine in the first book wasn't very likable and since she has a huge presence through out the entire series that didn't help things. And I found Amara, from the 5th book to be absolutely abrasive. I wanted better for Trevan :(

I found myself skipping huge chunks of each book. Out of the 8 books in this series I only completely read 7 and 8. For some reason those two caught my interest and held it all the way through. Book 7 I think was because I'd already had a glimpse of this couple from Bedtime Stories. By the end of The Mage I actually wanted more, lol. But not enough to make me go back and re-read the other 6 books.

To sum up, I highly recommend Bedtimes Stories. I found it to be an entertaining and classy take on light erotica.

The Sons of Destiny, I struggled with, not truly getting hooked in until the very end of the series.